Is this big? Huge. Big like Hasselhoff in Germany? Bigger. Monstrous like Brangelina? Who? You said this guy is big in Japan? Yup. Like Mothra and Godzilla combined. He's got "GYRO" powers too, it's NASTY mystical. (AA Navy)
The Lady Lombardi
We learned 3 things: how #12 likes his balls, a guy named Butler is on the team, and Super Bowls are the best.